Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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