so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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