ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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