You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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