Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
my liver is dry heaving
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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