Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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