Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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