the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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