awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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