O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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