my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
it glows. i had to have it.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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