I think I am morally bankrupt
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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