Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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