They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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