i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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