Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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