Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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