All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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