Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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