Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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