windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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