If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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