He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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