The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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