Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize
