Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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