hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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