i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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