You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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