Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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