yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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