I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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