I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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