...so i touched it.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
