ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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