just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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