Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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