we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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