Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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