i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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