I wanna bring you to show and tell
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I'm always down for nudity.
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