theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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