I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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