wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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