so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
it was like eating out sand paper
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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