and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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