What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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