yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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