Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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