So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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