Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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