More tranny stories later!
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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