My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
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My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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